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[mercurio]

pitou! i'm not going around running crazy experiments!

[playdolls]

I figured you were at least running around trying to get laid.

[mercurio]

again
no one would wanna sleep with me so stop that

[playdolls]

I would!

[mercurio]

did i talk to you about post-mortem stuff yet or..was that a conversation i had with someone else

[this is relevant]

[playdolls]

If you're making a mortician joke, let me assure you I have not slept with any of my patients.

[mercurio]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
anyway......thanks i'm flattered

[playdolls]

Are you, or do you just *think* you should be?

[mercurio]

uh..existential question....

[playdolls]

Well? Get philosophical on me.

[mercurio]

i guess i /am/? genuinely
flattered

[playdolls]

You can't combine 'i guess' and 'genuinely' in the same sentence.

[mercurio]

uhh.. huh?

[playdolls]

You can't prevaricate and assert genuity at the same time. I don't care, I'm just saying words don't work that way.

[mercurio]

what's prevaricate

[playdolls]

JFGI

[mercurio]

i'll look it up on my dictionary..

[he is making a vocabulary list]

[playdolls]

Like an actual dictionary?
Do people still own those???

[mercurio]

ardyn gave me one back during summer

[playdolls]

[ UGH ARDYN. ]

So he just casually tortures everyone with how tedious he is.....

[mercurio]

it has actually helped my vocabulary a lot!

[playdolls]

Etiolate.

[mercurio]

that's like bleaching right

[playdolls]

You could look it up in your fancy dictionary.

[mercurio]

well googling was faster on mobile
mostly right